Download Free Apps & Games @ PHONEKY.com
Download Free Apps & Games @ PHONEKY.com
Subject: Only Jokes Please!
Replies: 100 Views: 1987
donadi 8.01.09 - 09:46am
Guys here u can send ur jokes, laughters, and make everybody happy. So keep laughing! *
donadi 8.01.09 - 10:25am
Ek commerce wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque, dharti pe liability, dishonered bill, insolvent admi, itna marungi ki balance nahi bachega. *
sonaira 9.01.09 - 08:39am
Ak bachi ne apna father se kaha.papa papa kya dadi jan dramo ma kam krti han? father ne jawab dya. nahi beta.magr tum kiyo poch rahi ho? bachi boli. papa kal dadi jan ayi to ammi keh rehi thi ke lo agayi budhriya ab roz ghar ma naye drama howa karenga. *
donadi 9.01.09 - 01:05pm
How to impress a girl? Respect her, honor her, protect her, spend money for her, care her, how to impress a boy? Just smile, game over! *
s_noo 9.01.09 - 01:28pm
Man=Waiter der r no potatoes in this potato paratha
Waiter=Wat's in a name sir? If u order Kashmiri Pulao would u expect 2 find Kashmir in it *
s_noo 9.01.09 - 01:34pm
JUDGE :(TO A ROBBER) u don't feel ashamed of coming again nd again to court
ROBBER: no sir
JUDGE: why
ROBBER: I come three or four times in a year but u come everyday to court *
donadi 12.01.09 - 09:35am
If u cough once think I m remembering u, If u cough twice think I want to meet u, If u cough thrice think I miss u, cough 4 times go to hospital its TB *
sonaira 20.01.09 - 05:08pm
sardar ne beta se kaha,puter to sher ka beta ha sher ka, beta bola,han aba ap theek bolta ho,meri miss b yehi bolti han,ke to,to ksi janwar ki oalad ha. *
zermeen 20.01.09 - 06:16pm
hahahahahahahaha nice jock yar, *
simran5 21.01.09 - 07:04am
hahahahahaha..gr8 *
aroba 21.01.09 - 01:36pm
dost ne kaha apna dost se, bakhuda meri biwi farishta ha. dosra dost ne kaha,lekin ma apni biwi ke bara ma asa nhi keh skta, kiyo ke wo bhi zinda ha. *
laiba1 21.01.09 - 01:43pm
yar itna udas kiu betha ho? kch nhi yar bs begam ne dhamki di thi k wo mjh se 30 din bat nhi kra gi..to is ma itna udas hona ki kya bat ha? yar bat ye ha k aj 30wa din ha. *
zermeen 21.01.09 - 01:47pm
ek shakz per car chori ka ilzam tha. us ne apni safai pesh krta howa kaha ke car qhabrustan ke baher khari thi ma smjha iska malik mar gaya ha.hahahahahahahah *
sonaira 22.01.09 - 02:44pm
hahahahahahahaha *
donadi 23.01.09 - 05:49am
Doctor-Sardarji aapki kidney fail hogai hai, Sardarji- Aap mazak kar rahe ho doctor, meri kidney kabhi school gayi nahi to wo kaise fail hogae? *
simran5 23.01.09 - 05:51am
hehehehehehe nyc jock! *
mr_p4ki 23.01.09 - 06:15am
Life ho to aise monday ko dosti tuesday ko pyar satursday ko talak sunday ko rest monday ko next wednesday ko mangni thursday ko barat *
donadi 23.01.09 - 10:31am
Thanx miss Simran *
simran5 23.01.09 - 01:20pm
ur most welcome! *
pakibabe 23.01.09 - 02:21pm
Boss : where were you born? Sardar: Punjab Boss : which part? Sardar: kya which part? Whole body born in Panjab.. *
donadi 23.01.09 - 02:55pm
Chandini raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, aasmaan me taro ka nazara tha, premi ne, pyar se, hole se, muskarate hue, premika se kaha, 'Darling' BIDI PIOGI. *
laiba1 24.01.09 - 10:04am
bidi? ye kya hota ha? *
donadi 24.01.09 - 10:53am
Its an Indian cigarette. Cheap aur hazardous. India mein bahut chalta hai. *
donadi 27.01.09 - 07:16am
Frog- Sardar ka dimag nahi hota, Sardar-hota hai, Frog-nahi hota hai, Sardar- Hota hai, Frog-nahi hota & jumps into well. Sardar-isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai. *
shafi_19 28.01.09 - 01:21pm
HUSBAND & WIFE DONO HOTEL MEIN GAEY TO EK GIRL NE HELLO KIA,
WIFE: KOUN THI YEH?
HUSBAND:TUM DIMAGH KHARAB MAT KARO!!
ABHI US KO BHI BATANA HAI KE TUM KOUN HO....
*
pak.pari 28.01.09 - 05:19pm
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
*
pakdon 29.01.09 - 03:31pm
U R DONKEY
D-decent,
O-outclass,
N-nice,
K-kind,
E-excellent,
y-young,
so how r u my dear Donkey???
*
pakdon 29.01.09 - 03:34pm
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI & TITANIC?
.................
Think......
ladkiyonke lafde me mat pado,
khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab mar jate hai...
*
donadi 30.01.09 - 10:04am
Acche dost ki 3 nishaniya! 1)kamine kabhi msg nahi karte, 2)zaleel has has ke msg padte hai, 3)kitni bhi beizati ho jaaye besharam pura msg padte hai. 
*
zermeen 13.02.09 - 06:38am
faiza ne apni dost samina ko btaya, mera mangatr irfan bohat he bhulakar ha hr bat bhol jata ha... ... waki is ma koyi shuk nhi,samina ne tasdeeq ki, kal mehndi ke ak function ma is se mulaqat howi thi mjha isko bar bar yakeen dilana para k uski mangni mjh se nhi tm se howi ha. *
pakdon 18.02.09 - 01:09pm
Do you want to parchase Nokia 1200?
with free sim card?
with 500 free Airtime?
with 1 Mb bilton memory?
just contact to http://WWW.GHAREEB K BACHAY K AJEEB SAPNAY .COM.
*
pakdon 18.02.09 - 01:10pm
Bahu: Maan Ji, Yeh Abhi Tak Nahin Aaye
Kahin Kisi Dusri Larki Ke Saath
Saas:Arey Kalmuhi Tu Hamesha Ulta Kyun Sochti Hai?
Aisa Bhi To Ho Sakta Hai Ki Kisi Truck Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho *
pakdon 18.02.09 - 01:10pm
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
*
pakdon 18.02.09 - 01:13pm
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI. 
*
komal1 18.02.09 - 01:49pm
*
donadi 19.05.09 - 10:35am
A foolish man tells a women to stop talking! But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. *
s.aleena 19.05.09 - 07:43pm
Hum dua karte hai khuda se ki wo aap jaise dost aur na banaye ek carto0n jaise chiz humare pass hai kahi wo bhi comm0n na ho jaye *
s.aleena 19.05.09 - 07:46pm
Laila ko majnu ka SMS nahi aya , laila ne 3 din khana nahi khaya , laila mar rahi thi majnu k pyaar mein majnu baitha tha SMS FREE hone k intezar mein *
s.aleena 19.05.09 - 07:48pm
Corporation van bander ko uthane aaye hai , tum he apni dosti ki kasam ghar se bahar mat nikal na *
kanwall 20.05.09 - 10:30am
kio? hm kio bahar na nikla? dar ke to tm ko chupna cahiye .hehehehehe *
s.aleena 20.05.09 - 07:09pm
Bagon mein phool khilte rahenge , raat mein deepak jalte rahenge khuda aap ko sari khushia de baki takleet toh hum dete hi rahengay *
s.aleena 20.05.09 - 07:12pm
Gum woh chiz hai .....wah !kya dard hai ! Gum woh chiz hai ...... Jisse papper chipkaya jaata hai *
s.aleena 20.05.09 - 07:18pm
Pyaar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai laila ghar main aur majn0o jail mein hote hai *
s.aleena 20.05.09 - 07:19pm kanwall jiiiiiiii *
s.aleena 20.05.09 - 07:22pm
Aap ne mujh ko dekha fir aap mere piche aaye aate gaye aate gaye aate gaye fir fir fir fir fir kya MUJHE 1 RUPIYA DANE HI PADA *
kanwall 20.05.09 - 09:02pm
humesa logo se rupiya rupiya leta he rahe ho aj de do ga to konsi qaiyamat ajaye gi? *
s.aleena 20.05.09 - 10:13pm
Allah na kare ayase nobat aye kisi k samane hath phalane ki . *
s.aleena 20.05.09 - 10:16pm
If my words hurt any budy so I am realy realy v v v sorry . Plz maf kar dena dosto 
*
donadi 22.05.09 - 04:14pm
Banane wale ne ek dost mere liye banaya, jise aap k roop me maine paya, jo mere dil me aise samaya, jaise purani haveli me ho bhut ka saaya *
donadi 23.05.09 - 11:27am
When ur life is in darkness pray to god ask him to free u from darkness and even u pray and ur still in darkness pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL *
donadi 28.05.09 - 10:43am
Some interesting facts:- 1)our fifth smallest finger can never touch the center of our back bone, 2)we connot touch all sides of all our teeth with our tongue, 3)our left eyes vision will be larger than our right eye, 4)90% of the idiots will try all these while reading it. *
