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Subject: HUNSNA MANA HA
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sonaira 16.09.09 - 08:18am
THIS TOPIC ONLY FOR JOKE. NO CHATING. NO DEBATE NO CONVERSATION... OK...? *
sonaira 16.09.09 - 08:23am
father ne daugter se kaha... tumhara friend bohat rat tak tumhara sath betha rhta ha, kiya tumhari mumy ne tum se is bara ma koyi bat ki? daughter: han papa wo keh rahi thi ke zamana badal gaya magar ye mard nahi badley! hahahahaha *
sonaira 16.09.09 - 08:33am
Pathan: o khocha ye tv kitna ka ha? shopkeepr: jayo khan sahab hum pathano ko koyi cheez nhi bechtay, 2ND day pathan paint shart pehn ke gaya or bola, how much price this tv? shopkeepr: khan sahab apko kal bhi kaha tha pathano se hum soda nahi krta.. khan sahab 3rd day phr hulia change kr ke gaye or kaha: pai ji aee tv kina da aee? shopkeepr: khan shab tum phir agaye? khan sahab: yara am ko ak bat to batayo, am itna hulia change kr ke ata ha tm am ko phr b pehchan leta ha ke am pathan ha? shopkeepr: kiyo ke khan sahab ye tv nahi microvawe oven ha. hahahahahahahah *
sonaira 16.09.09 - 08:42am
bacha khilona train chala raha wo train ko rokta or bolta: jis kamina ne uterna ha uter jaye, bap pas he betha tha us ne ghusa se bacha se train cheen li or bola kitni gandi bat ha tm khail khail ma galia bhi bak raha ho? bacha masoom si shakal bana ke khamoshi se ak kona ma beth gaya. thori dair bad bap ko us pe tarus aya or us ne train bacha ko wapus kr di. bacha ne apna khail start kiya, train chalai phir roki or bola: jis kamina ne uterna ha uter jaye train pehla he ak ullo ke patha ki waja se adha ghanta late ho chuki ha. hahahahahahahaha *
nirjira 2.10.09 - 10:31am
ak orat ka intiqal ho gaya log usko dafna ke qhbrustan se jesa he wapas ghar pohnchay bohad zor ki bajli chamki or badal garajna lagay. us orat ka sohor bola, ab pohnchi ha wo oper. *
sajni85 2.10.09 - 11:33am
zardari ne shahrukh ko phone kiya or pocha: or sunao india ka kiya hall ha? shahrukh: kabhi khushi kabhi gham.. phir shahrukh ne pocha: zardari sahab ap sunao pakistan ka kiya hall ha? zardari: kabhi goli kabhi bomb. *
nirjira 2.10.09 - 05:25pm
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sajni85 8.10.09 - 08:54am
Mareez ne doctor se pocha, doct sahab mera ilaj pe kitna kharcha ayaga ? doct bola, 5 lakh ruppa.. mareez chilata hoya bola.. 5 lakh...? magr doct sahab itna ma to aik nai car ajati ha? wohi to leni ha, doct ne jawab diya. *
simran5 9.10.09 - 09:08am
hahahahahaha *
simran5 9.10.09 - 09:11am
soni chanda bahr to tum ne board lagaya ha ke hunsna mana ha? magar ander a ke mujhe hunsi rokna mushkil ha. hahaha *
resham77 20.01.10 - 05:13pm
sim appi! apko bhi hunsi ati ha....? hahahahaha *
aroba 21.01.10 - 11:08am
kiu kiya api insan nahi han? hahahah *
sania50 22.01.10 - 12:32pm
shadi ki first night husband ne wife se kaha... ab tum he meri jan ho tum he meri tamana tum he meri bahar tum he meri arzo tum he meri dilruba ho, us pe nai wife ne kaha.. han sartaj ab ap he mera amir,mera waqar, mera aslam, tum he mera asad ho. *
johanj 23.01.10 - 07:06am
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nirjira 25.01.10 - 06:45pm
Johny itna muh phar ke na hunso agr tmha bhi asi bivi mil gai to??? hehehehe *
yassmeen 17.02.10 - 06:26pm
HUSBEND: jan tum itni achi ho ke dil chata hai ke tumhari jesi 2 hon *
sajni85 25.02.10 - 09:53am
hahahaha *
kanwall 10.03.10 - 09:31pm
BILAWAL: PAPA PAPA ITNI LOAT MAAR NA KRO, HUMARI IZAT PE DAAQ LAG RAHEY HAN.............. ASIF ZARDARI: BETA DAAQ TO CHALA JAYE GA YE WAQT PHIR NAHI AYE GA. *
sehla 27.05.10 - 10:54am *
mehkar 27.05.10 - 02:16pm
Ak coha jangal mai tezi se bhaga ja raha tha, baqi janwaro ne pocha! bhai coha! itni tezi se kaha bhaga ja raha ho? coha bola! yaro, sher ki beti ko koyi bhga ke le gaya hai, sub ka shuk mujh pe he hai. *
